GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And